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PO Box #35
Plainview, NY 11803

Tel: (516) 810-5447
Tel: (718) 229-1151
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Boast

Over 500 
Graduates!

Turning out
Professional
Comedians,
Entertainers
and
Personalities
since
1998


WE OFFER
PRIVATE TUTORING
FOR COMEDIANS
&
SCRIPT PUNCHING UP
(MOVIES, PLAYS & TV)
We can make your act even funnier and add a whole new dimension
or we can enhance
the comedy within
any script.

Call for more information!


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...For the Holidays, makes a great gift, Give the Gift of a comedy! Send your friend or loved one to School, Stand-Up Comedy School! Birthdays, Anniversary's, any occasion ..Help them follow their dream!.. all you need to do is call or email us!
 

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Our "Super Summer Class" will commence
starting September 14th, 2010 @ 6:30PM
at the Brokerage Comedy Club, Bellmore, NY
 
Classes are only $275.00 per person, however if you take it
with a friend the cost is only 2 for $300.00, that's a bargain of
$150.00 each student. However, you must take the class with
another classmate to take advantage of this offer.
(sorry, no exceptions).
(Please send deposit or full payment as outlined on our registration page)
** (If you are taking advantage of two for $300.00 deal,
full payment must be paid prior to start of class)

Watch a clip filmed by
Newsday's Explore Long Island


Classes run throughout the year.

Time To Follow Your Dream!

Stand-Up University is a first rate school instructed by Professional Comedians who teach the fine art of stand-up comedy. Over this seven week course students are encouraged to create and perform an original 5-8 minute routine which depicts the comical essence of whom they really are. Each week students get up on stage to work on their "act" with exercises designed to hone their comedic skills. On the 6th week students, now turned comedians, will actually perform in a real show at a Long Island Comedy Club. A video tape of your performance will be given to you, so that your first time on stage can be remembered forever!


"I've known Peter Bales for over twenty years, and I highly recommend Stand-Up University. I just hope the thing gets successful enough so he can buy chairs for the students and they can eventually sit down.  A bit more seriously, if you want to get started in the comedy business, or just have a good time performing on stage, Stand-Up University is absolutely the best route... with the smartest and funniest guide."

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling,
Comedian and head writer of The Howard Stern Show


"I worked with Peter Bales in the eighties when he directed The Laughter Company so I know he does an outstanding job.  As Eppy Epperman would say, Stand-Up University is "EXCELLENT!!!"

Bob Nelson, 
Comedian and actor.


"I began my comedy career on Long Island and I've known Peter Bales for years. Believe me, anyone who dreams about doing stand-up comedy owes it to themselves get up and give it a try... and Stand-Up University is really a great way to get started!"

Kevin James, 
Comedian and star of the hit CBS sitcom King of Queens


 

Hey guys!

I just wanted to thank you all so much for everything I had a great  time and I really appreciate all the advice. Also thanks for the awesome spot #8 was perfect lol. Keep me posted on the next class I def want to take it again to get some "clean" material. Thanks again you guys are awesome :)

-Jess

                            


Rich, Peter and Steve,

Your class helped to incredibly and positively transform Jordan, my son. You could say that it was a great life changer!!!! I knew he would love the experience and the chance to hang with his old man (both Father and Son took the class). I just couldn’t have imagined how it would have impacted his life.

As a business minded person, I see this comedy class in a bit of a different light, maybe? Just in case you’re not aware, you boyz are onto something bigger than comedy; and that’ s a big compliment. You tapped into the psyche of the human spirit. Very powerful and cool stuff. BRAVO!!!! I wish you much success…..

Hope to see you all soon. Have a great Holiday Season,

-Shelly Goldman


 


Phil Stanley (the one liner attorney) and I both auditioned at the New York Comedy Club in the city today for a spot.  We both seemed to do pretty good.  We then both did THE COMEDY CELLAR in Manhattan, and, not to brag (although I guess I am), a bunch of people (comics included) told us that we were the best two acts of the show.  A few people were surprised that we have only been doing this a short time.  I keep telling every single one of them to check out your website or call about Stand Up U.  Phil and I were talking after going on the auditions and then doing the Comedy Cellar, and it is amazing how more comfortable we seem to be on stage.  We haven't bombed. Its all because of the class, and again, we can't thank you guys enough. We saw so many other comics today, playing with the mic stand, twirling the mic wire, long and longer setups, etc.  Thanks again for all your help!

Chris Williamson,
Comedian, Alumni Stand Up University


Gentleman:

I want to thank you for letting me be a small part in this thing called Stand-Up U. It is a privilege and an honor to know you guys. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Thanks again for the stage time. I hope you feel that I have earned it, because  that is my motivation for coming down and contributing to the students. I cannot believe it has been 5 plus years. I have learned a great deal from you guys and hopefully someday I will put that knowledge toward a successful comedy career.

George Rini,
Comedian, Alumni Class Assistant


Dear Rich, Steve and Peter,

Last night I performed in a show at NYC's Gotham Comedy Club, it went great. I don't mean to sound immodest when I say, so far in my career, I had the opportunity to perform on the same bill as Emo Phillips, Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock. To say comedy for me has been a very cool experience, is an understatement! I wanted to say thanks for getting me into comedy, and giving me a forum to get a "running start" four years ago. I'm at a point where the phone is ringing with paid gigs, I'm doing some roadwork in Connecticut and New Jersey, some corporate gigs this Spring, and I also have an upcoming spot on "Saturday Night Live" as an extra.

I'm bouncing around NYC, making contacts/friends, performing and having a blast! The tools that "Stand-Up U" have given me are only registering now, because now that I am consistently getting on stage they are so relevant. Many times, I find myself saying, "Oh, That's what those guys meant!" I also left your classes with a set of material that I could truly call my own, and learned the integrity of writing and performing my own material. Much of the material that I had written in your class I still use and have become somewhat signature pieces, helping me to establish a distinct character. I just wanted you to know that your time and hard work has made me a comic that writes and performs with great pride and always strives to keep getting better. So, thanks again.

Tony Colletti,
Comedian, Alumni Stand Up University


Suddenly the spot light is on you and you speak.  To your astonishment, everyone laughs, which is just what you wanted.  It seemed a minor miracle to me, but thanks to three great teachers at Stand-Up University and their wonderful time and talent, I became a graduate, performed stand-up comedy and found that it was a blast!  Somehow they manage to take the funniest parts of you and pull them out onto the stage for everyone (including yourself) to see!  And the next thing you know, you are having one wonderful time!  Thanks go to Peter, Rich and Steve for taking my insanity and making it something to laugh at...in a very good way!
 

With gratitude and laughter,
Louise Campbell
Comedienne, Alumni, Stand-Up University


Hey Rich, Peter & Steve,

I just wanted to thank you guys for putting Stand-Up U together. I had a blast, learned the art and met some really nice people. I now  never have to say "I should've". With the help of you three, I can officially scratch a dream off my bucket list. You've also have given me the confidence to pursue it even further. You guys have definitely earned my appreciation, respect and lifelong gratitude.

Sincerely,
Elvis (not by choice)

 

 

 

 

 


I am half-way through Stand Up University and I can not wait to receive my GED as promised by Peter, Rich and Steve.   Seriously though, I can undoubtedly say this was one of the best decisions I have ever made.  I had been thinking about taking the class for quite a while, and now that I’m doing it I can’t wait to take it again.  I have always been petrified of public speaking, yet in only a few weeks I feel much more comfortable, even as I’m on stage with a Microphone in my hand.  While I hope to do well and get a few laughs when I make my Comedy debut shortly, I  already consider this class a smashing success  as me and my buddy have had an absolute ball!!    The best part of the class for me has been how much Peter and Rich really enjoy teaching the nuisances of comedy, and how much they genuinely love to laugh with you.  And if that doesn’t do it for you, they will supply you with endless pitchers of Ice Water, and you may be even able to snack on some of Rich Walker’s Nacho crumbs that he swiped from the Brokerage Kitchen.  As Rich famously said to his wife when she was reluctant to accept the ring from him - "Just do it!"…. Take the class, you'll be happy you did!

Marc D. Herschmann 

 

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